The Pro-Freedom, Non-Vegan Skincare You’ve Been Looking For (even if you didn’t know it…) 

It’s time to throw out 90% of your cosmetics cupboard and replace it with the one and only
F-Balm 

The Anti-aging, grass-fed tallow balm
 that gets your skin feeling better
 and your face looking younger!

Good for any skin issue,

F-Balm is the “must-have” cosmetic
 that has people raving about
real results in as little as 7 days..

"This tallow lotion is a dream.
In just 2 days my eczema was down 75%.
A little goes a long way in your skincare

routine. The scent is also subtle and
pleasant. I highly recommend
for all your skin needs."

We know this sounds crazy, but it turns out the best-kept secret to the best-kept skin isn't more chemical creams from corrupt corporations…


Instead, it’s a handful of “edible” whole food ingredients that have been used by humans for thousands of years…


 But what the “F*ck” is "F-Balm!?"

F-Balm is the Canadian-made “pro-freedom” grass-fed tallow balm that heals and transforms your skin while giving the “finger” to big pharma, big beauty and the rest of the corrupt corporations that don’t give a shit about you or your health.

Six Reasons Why
F-Balm Will Transform Your Skin
(And Quite Possible Your Life)
In Less Than 30 Days

Did you know that we “eat” through our skin??
That’s right.

Our skin is the body's biggest organ, and it absorbs the stuff you put on it.

You wouldn't eat poison, would you? (We hope not).

Well, then you shouldn't put poison on your skin either cause thats pretty much the same thing.


Here’s 6 Reasons the Tallowed Truth Will Transform Your Skin (And Quite Possible Your Life) In Less Than 30 Days

1."Big Cosmetic" Is Not Your Friend!

Mainstream cosmetics include harmful compounds such as phthalates, parabens and microplastics. These things quite literally “mess with” your body and lower your libido…

Despite more “chemical solutions,” skincare and autoimmune issues continue to be on the rise… which begs the question, is more chemicals really the answer?

We say no.

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