Me and My Cute 50 Year Old Neighbour

Ok, story time, and don’t worry, it’s nothing too spicy.

I try to be a good Christian boy🙏

But here goes:
 
I recently moved and went for a walk on the new street last night.

I bumped into our middle-aged womanly neighbor who I've met a couple of times before...

If I had to guess, she’s maybe 52-ish  and also quite good-looking.

Anyways, we start chatting and she asks what I do for a living -

I tell her I have a skincare brand and asked if she knows what beef tallow is.

And guess what?

Not only did she know what it is, but she uses it every day on her face despite being a vegetarian lol.


I joked that I could tell😏
 
(You gotta flirt with everyone to win in this life - and I'm single, so it's ok)

Anywhoo, she went on to say she had ditched Botox and almost all her other products that she spent a pile of money on in favour of the good old beef fat solution - aka a simple tallow balm.

So as you can see, it was all going very well until she told me she was using tallow from a different company.
 
Ouch.

At that point, I kicked her dog, took back my compliments and bid her goodnight.

Joking, of course lol. 

She was excited to check out The Tallowed Truth, and I think we can win her over.
 
I just said I’m sure she's using a good product, but that she better get on The Tallowed Truth Train instead and that I would be happy to get her some of our stuff to try out.

Thats how hardcore we are at the Tallowed Truth - 9 pm at night, and I am out selling tallow in person to my neighbours!

Ok, end of story.

If you want to ditch the Botox, and expensive routines, then grab some F-Balm so you can look hot and healthy well into your 50’s, 60’s and 70s!

Talk soon,

Ben

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